Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Crazy Dog Owners

I have a dog. His name is Oscar. I love him very much. I do not wear a shirt with his face on it and I am not the president or even a member of a dog club. I do not dress him up in matching outfits and I do not treat him like a baby. He's a dog. When I walk him to the dog park I don't want to talk in detail about his poop. In fact I don't go to the park to talk to people at all.I just want to play fetch with my dog. And another thing! I don't want any advice on how to train my dog. I don't tell other people how to raise their pups. Oscar goes to the bathroom outside, he doesn't bite, he doesn't chew the furniture anymore and he's healthy. Is that not enough? Some pet owners are so delusional. Last week this lady told me I need to take my dog to obedience class so he won't bark, and that I should feed my dog this and that because he's chubby. I listened for a while and then pointed out that her dog was eating it's own poop. Back off you crazy dog owners!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMQ50ZXV194

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